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CLASSIC.
From: [redacted]
Date: August 12, 2008 2:06:29 AM EDT
To: “Julia Allison” <julia@juliaallison.com>
Graduated with honors from Smith; fired from Urban Outfitters on day two for not being good enough at folding sweaters and looking hip.After I sent her back an email that said, basically, “you’re awesome, can I blog this?” she replied with this: “go for it—i will print them all out and mail them to my parents in a big envelope that says, SEE!? IT’S NOT JUST ME.”
To that end, I’d like to add: I did not share the Bath & Body Works non-hire information with my parents.
Or … um … that I was fired from my second “real” job as a receptionist for Fortress Investments after less than five weeks of abject misery.
Ah, NSFPUs (Not Safe For Parental Units) … the sooner your learn this distinction, the better. It’s compulsory for peace of mind in your early twenties.
Or maybe always?
